~Judgement Free Zone~

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via automatically)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via gregsexy)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via automatically)

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail, via trust)

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via automatically)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via trust)

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via trust)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via trust)

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