~Judgement Free Zone~

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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alexknigston:

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

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kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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pizzaswag:

panic at the disco isn’t a phase you never grow out of listening to them you might drift from them for a bit but you’ll always come back it’s like the fucking mafia

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*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

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netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

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